The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
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I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
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You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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