You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
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He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
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well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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