I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
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I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
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Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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