I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
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No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
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I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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