I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
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ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
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It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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