You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
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Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
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He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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