I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
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They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
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I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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