imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
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Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
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You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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