That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
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all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
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Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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