Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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