Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
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Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
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I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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