fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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