Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
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She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
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She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
I forget how to act sober
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