I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
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There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
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DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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