Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
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Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
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I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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