I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
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All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
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Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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