You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
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great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
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He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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