She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
My pussy is not your playground.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
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I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
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I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
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