I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
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Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Boobs are out for the taking
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
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All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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