haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
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I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
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So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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