I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
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Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
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she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
don't judge my taste in strippers
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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