You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
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My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
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sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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