Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
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well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
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You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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