I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
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Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
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I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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