No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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