I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
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Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
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Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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