So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
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Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
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Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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