My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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