I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
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he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
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time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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