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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 1:48am

    Seeing as some phones can't send to more than 10 at a time and most can't send to more than 20 at a time... it's kinda your fault. And who's the one person that you MEANT to send this to?!? Hopefully, he's a doctor of some sort!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 5:34pm

    im pretty sure thats happened to me before

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:58am

    That happens to me when I drink blueberry stoli. I call it pooberry

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 2:32pm

    that was unnecessary. not even funny like the vodka...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 9:14am

    My poop smells like rotten eggs and burnt hair!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 6:24am

    Fuk all you above with negative posts, this one had me laughing more than any of 303s texts today LMAO! Win.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 7:18pm

    what the hell... why would you even type that into your phone

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 1:21am

    lmfaoooooo why would you type that in your phone?!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:36pm

    Mine usually smells like Jameson.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 3:51pm

    What the fuck are you people even talking about? This posting smells like poo

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 3:43pm

    Oh, brother of mine... your source text was better than this!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:48pm

    It's "my poop tastes like CANDY" ....Idiot.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 9:36pm

    sigh...way to represent, boulder

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 11:37am

    Thanks Doogie Howser.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:55am

    Grats central colorado, you have kidney failure.+

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 5:09am

    Haha, i laughed for a long time. Thanks for being a retard.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:58pm

    Hey,look at it this way.At least you were sober enough not to mail a sample of your crass to those 27 people with a note saying,"See?Wasn't lying!"LMFAO

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 4:47pm

    lmfao! amazing. sending the wrong texts is fantastic a day later lololool