is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
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the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
We had to coat check the pizza.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
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Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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