You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
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Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
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I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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