ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
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It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
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Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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