there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
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Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
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Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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