I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
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If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
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I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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