There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
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Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
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How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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