Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
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I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
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Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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