you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
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I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I AM VODKA MAN
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sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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