I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
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any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
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Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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