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  Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka

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  (817): Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka http://tfl.nu/xkay
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  Submitted by olderthanyou on Aug 20, 12 at 12:24pm

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  Sucks to be you

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  Submitted by Key_umm on Aug 20, 12 at 3:30pm

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  Don't Blame the vodka!!!

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  Submitted by dmoney1234 on Aug 20, 12 at 11:28am

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  Doesn't matter got head

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    Submitted by GA_Peach on Aug 20, 12 at 12:23pm

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    He attempted, I highly doubt he succeeded.

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      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Oct 9, 12 at 12:29am

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      May even have herniated a disk in his spine, giving him back pain for life. Guys do weird shit for an orgasm.

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  Submitted by amanduh14 on Aug 20, 12 at 5:26pm

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  Ron Jeremy?!

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  Submitted by 4NIC8OR on Aug 20, 12 at 10:46am

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  Alll right.. No not alright!

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  Submitted by grizzlewhisker on Aug 20, 12 at 7:29pm

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  You may regret vodka in this instance, but given that performance I doubt you hate it.

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  Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Aug 20, 12 at 6:58pm

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  If OP is female, I admire her for trying.

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