yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
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She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
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Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
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He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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