ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
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Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
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Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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