Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
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I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
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We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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