I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
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we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
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I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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