I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
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No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
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she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I know her cup size but not her name....
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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