im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
love makes seman taste better
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
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who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
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Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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