You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
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You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
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Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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