Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
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Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
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List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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