Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
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I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
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I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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