OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
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Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
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I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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