Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
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I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
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Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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