I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
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We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
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No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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